What Your Drink Says About You

by Online Dating on October 25, 2010

Ever wonder what other people think when you order a particular drink? You know you shouldn’t care about their perception of you, but you still care and we’re here to help you break the code. Here’s what your drink choice says about you.


Original research by: Points in Case, Coed Magazine, Cracked.com.

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  • Grumpy

    None of this is really true.

  • Fake

    That looks like just one single persons opinion, and he obviously drinks domestic light beers.

  • mr.correcto

    Tomatoes aren’t a vegetable…

  • Slappy

    The malt liquor one is very true.

  • Nate

    Ok Judgy McJudgerson.

  • Hobbes

    Vegetables are people too!

  • Blackce

    Yeah, my first thought as well.

  • joeshmo

    lol iam a malt liquor kind of guy and I laughed because how true it is

    chug that shit. drink fast, get drunker faster

  • blackman303

    racist and not funny

  • BreatheEatLive.com

    HAHAHAHHAA this was funny.

  • BeerGeekery

    So, I am assuming that “domestic beer” in this case is supposed to mean Bud Light and its equally terrible counter parts. Just for the record, those beers are no longer domestic. They have been bought and sold to Belgium companies. As someone who drinks true domestic beer, ie Lakefront, Stone, Lagunitas, and Cigar City, I employ you to be a little more educated when you assume that “domestic beer” means fizzy, yellow piss water.

  • Lisa Marie

    So..would that make a bloody mary an alcoholic smoothie?

  • Flangetastic

    Sooooo… whatever you drink, people think you’re a bit of a dick? Possibly true, but I really doubt it. Also, not really that funny.

  • dbill

    All I get from this is, doesn’t matter what you’re drinking, you’re still just a pathetic loser. And it’s not even funny.

  • http://dbakeca.com Dbakeca Italia

    whatever you drink, people think you’re a bit of a dick? Possibly true, but I really doubt it. Also, not really that funny.

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